shit your meal

verb; 1. to relieve one's meal through excretory means.
2. to be so afraid one shits themself.
3. a common phrase used in 90's rap describing the action of beating the 'meal' out of someone.

1. "Oh my god, Marie, you scared me so badly I shit my meal!"
2. While watching Saw V, Lauren became so frightened she unwillingly shit her meal.
3. After being mercilessly beaten by Maggie, you shit your meal.

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shit your boner

a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up

I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.

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shit your slit

The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".

"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."

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shit your cheerios

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.

"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.

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shit your nest

When you mess up a good situation and cannot repair it.

I wish hadn't angered my neighbor. He used to let me borrow his tools.

Yeah, you really shit your nest when you insulted his wife yesterday.

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Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

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Your boat is shit

This means your a bundalengers gall
If your boat isn’t shit then ur not all that

‘Yo b your boat is shit ‘