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The Clap, Crabs, Chlamydia, Syphilis or any other disease of ill-will.
Last night with Brenda the lagoon donkey left me with the Heartbreak of Millions.
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A challenge where you have to read a million words in one school year. Nobody does it.
PERSON 1: "Dude you doing the million word challenge" PERSON 2: "Nobody does it bro stfu"
The limit of what you would do hypothetically for a million dollars. Can be substituted for any other dollar amount.
Jake: Hey man is eating a koala within your million dollar limit?
Dirk: Of course. Is it within yours?
Jake: God no, I could never.
Million dolla puthy, is that term when us girlies have that gorilla grip wap. Our puthy has a mind of its own- it's not our fault if our girly wants to leak or snatch our clothing in its voluptuous lips. We ain't want no short dick man. It's dat Supa soaker, call us a tsunami that you'll never wanna leave. Purrrr.
"I just fucked Kylie last night- and dayumn she got that million dolla puthy"
"What that kitty do?" A random pedo asks.. "your dick is too poor for my million dolla puthy."
One who takes quite a lengthy amount of time to "bust a nut".
OMG that nigga I slept with last night a "one pump chump". I sat there for 13 seconds and he rolled over 'cause he was finished. But damn, that other nigga I met...he a "million thrusta busta".
The Million Dollar 8th is the holy grail of dope. The Million Dollar 8th is not a force to be reckoned with, as ending up in the wrong hands could be catastrophic. The quality of the bud is unlike any other, and simply put this shit puts you on your ass. The only limitation of the bag, is that you HAVE to buy it solely as an 8th. ( Sorry, no 270,000 grams folks).
Bill: Hey whatever happened to Frank?
Todd: Uh the last time I saw him he was smoking that Million Dollar 8th to his head.
Bill: Wasn't that like....six years ago?
Todd: Uhhhh....guess so.
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