that one

What old, out-of touch presidential candidates refer to their opponents as when they are too old and out of touch to remember their fucking names during a debate.

Moderator: Who's gonna kick your ass in the upcoming election?

John McCain: That one. <Points, but does not look at Senator Obama>

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One

A classical number, Used to describe how many, For example, We could say "One cup" Or, 'One chair' Like that, OR! it could be a name of a song like "One KISS is all it takes"

One time I walked.

one

one is a fag that tries so hard to be funny.

nobody actually likes one, he's gay

one: yo wanna hear this new joke i came up with?
everybody: shut the fuck up, one

no one

the guy that is mentioned in every meme ever made

no one:
People making memes: "No one:"

the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

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One

This heart is filled…
With love for you!!!
All the things I wish…
I could say and do…

How about I say a few…
The sunset nights…
Actually…
It is not what I want to do…

It is just being with YOU!!
That I want to do!!!!
Obvious I can be…
A smile and a wave for you to see…
Being in close proximity…

Seeing your eyes…
And that smile…
They both make me melt…
All the touches to be felt…

Surprises I can do…
To show you always…
My love for you!!!
This is what I look forward to:)

I guess I am not done…
I can’t forget about those arms…
Oh… the dreams I have had …
Some were quite fun…

And with that…
One last thing…
I love YOU!!!
Always … my everything ❤️❤️❤️

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The one with

When someone forgets the name of an episode, they call it with "The one with X".

Star Trek IV is commonly known as "the one with the whales"

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