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A sexual act in which one partner buys a plant with soil from a supermarket and stuffs the soil in the other persons anal cavity leaving the flower/leaves of the plant sticking out. When the male orgasms he nuts on the woman's anus so the sperm leaks in and fertilizes the soil which lets the plant grow.
"yo i heard you garden fucked that girl last night"
"yeah but the soil was dry so i had to push out a little more than usual to keep the soil rich"
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a dirty untidy person; someone who leads you to believe something that is not true.
syn. prostitute, harlow, tramp, deceiver
These girls are such gardening tools.
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1) That 24th street where Brotha Lynch is from.
2) A 24 oz. can of Olde English 800 (preferably the high grav)
Me and them niggaz was all locc'd off them garden blocks tha other nite
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What dumb Lance Corporals call Gunnery Sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can't say "Gunnery Sergeant"
Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin!
Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome...
Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!
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Really rich town in Long Island, NY. Very preppy and all of the kids there are freakishly good at lax.
He's from Garden City, so he's hot and good at lax
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An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
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the H word,ya mama if she have 3 or more baby daddys
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