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A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.
Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.
Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.
I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.
Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.
"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."
Chairman Mao’s (almost as bad) great granddaughter
Yo you gotta be careful of that Lisa Mao! She’s gonna be the next dictator like her ancestor
When you straight up be jelking it chinese style
"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"