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Low Information Voter

Uninformed people who vote, even though they have no idea whats going on in politics.

Jake is a low information voter. He went to the polling office without even knowing who the candidates are.

by Awkward Hamster February 27, 2013

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information desk person

A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.

B: A heavily misused emoji.

A: Joey is an information desk person.

B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016


stole my information

Used when a stranger has given you an inexplicably intense look. Possibly originated in Montgomery County, MD.

Did you see that? Bitch just stole my information.

by frontbutt March 24, 2006

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Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003

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Iraqi Information Minister

Blatantly lying while evidence is present to contradict what you're saying.

IIM: The infidels will die here, they're on their last legs!

*cameras show US and British troops rolling freely throughout the country*

by Irie April 10, 2003

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Higher Information Systems

Commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an ACTUAL subject ...

Boy .. they were wrong.

So what is an information system?

It is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the Yellow Pages.

Fortunetly for the natives of Scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

One more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.

Most people believe that ghosts are examples of Higher Information Systems, thus non existant.

Like MI6 and Jesus.

by Michaelmunch January 12, 2009


low information syndrome

Low Information Syndrome inflicts its victims with a deep conviction that one does not need to be educated on topics that pertain to their lives. The inflicted person than chooses ignorance as an excuse to feel entitled to have everything for free.

Low Information syndrome really kept Shantytown from realizing its true potential.

by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper November 18, 2017