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angry ions that invade computers and cause them to not work properly. Generally they go away and the cause of the computer problems cannot be determined.
The day before a huge deadline, the internet goes down, computer won't boot up, remote access to another computer stops working. When everything gets fixed there is no attributable cause. In other words the probems were caused by grrr-ions!
It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”