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A gay place to go to get drunk. Really the only reason to go there is so you can get into the bars. If you are a girl however, you will get raped. There is no question. The fucking dirty ass people of Iowa City are only good for fucking girls who dont want to be fucked. Try finding your way around too, you will get lost, because the layout of the entire city is just shit.
"lets go to iowa city to get drunk!"
"hell no you will get raped!"
"o thats true"
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The sexual act when a man rams his penis into another man"s penis through the urethra, and ejaculating inside, creating what would resemble a twinkie.
Paul: Did you here Adam gave Daniel an Iowa Twinkie?
Zack: Yeah man, he told me. Said he was pissing cum for at least two minutes!
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A small town in northeast Iowa where the air smells like fresh cow dung and methamphetamine. Most people know of the dinky town only because of the annual hillbilly fest known as the Volga City Truck Cruise every August. Mud tires, lifted trucks, and Busch Lights all over the place.
Friend 1: Hey man that’s some really good meth you got there. Where did you pull it out of?
Friend 2: Oh bud! My uncle cooked this batch on that level B road outside of Volga Iowa!
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A place that is not as good/cool as Ames, Iowa.
Iowa City Resident: "Hey man, Hawkeyes rule! We have such a coooool football team!"
Ames Resident: I give no fuck. Ames is a fucking amazing town with a great education system. Get the fuck out of here with this Iowa City shit.
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A small town that is located 20miles away from the biggest meth making town in Iowa called Maquoketa. Andrew is a small peaceful town with approximately 200 people, that in some crazy way, they are all related. Do not be afraid when traveling trough Andrew just blink and it will all be over. It's like driving through a ghetto. Expect to see fat, ugly, toothless, drunk, drop outs, porchmonkeys, and of course futureless products of one very fucked up cess pool
I was driving through the ghetto and was glad i wasn't driving through Andrew Iowa
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When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.
Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.
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Kinda how all Canadians are nice. Not all but many people from Iowa are kind hearted and will treat you like a best friend even if they just met you.
Those guys are always fighting, they need some Iowa nice
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