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The act of bailing on your friends at a party or activity without telling them.
Introverts are the undisputed master of the Irish exit.
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The Myth: People with Big Blue Eyes & Dark Hair. Irish & Roman Catholic decent. Pretty much the most stunning combination wether it be on a Lady or a Gent. The Unicorns of the Human World.
You gorgeous thing, you have the gene, you have The black Irish in you.
Many centuries ago, the Irish were the most advanced race on earth. Legend has it they were on the verge of transcending to become beings of pure energy, when they discovered alcohol and...well you know the rest.
On the bright side, they invented stout, potatoes, and whiskey
Peter Griffin, from the Griffin family in Family Guy, is Irish. So is Gerry Adams, the IRA and Irish Whiskey
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Hey Samhain_Knight, So Ireland is the least "Anglosized," of all the Celtic Nations. Is that why your language is practically dead whereas our (more ancient celtic) language is thriving and is the only Celtic tongue to have bucked the pan celtic decline in speakers and increased in number? I love the Irish but you do like the sound of your own voices and love telling the world how fantastic you all are. zzzzzzzz. Can the Scots and Irish try to remember they are not the only peoples in these isles of Celtic ancestry.
P.S. most of the Southern Scots are descended from Germanic peoples just like the English, they used to be welsh (check out our most ancient poets who lived and wrote there.)
eg1:
American person: So your Irish, like from the UK do you know the Queen?
Irish person: No it's a seperate country.
eg2:
American: Celtic like Irish right.
Cymro: Rwy't i'n twp iawn. Cymru am byth!
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A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.
"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.
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Refers to when the supreme alpha male in your school receives a full-ride scholarship to the University of Notre Dame. One might confuse them with an Irish teacher with the last name Wilson, but to differentiate, the supreme alpha male will fist both the asshole and the pussy, not just the pussy. Likewise, when referring to one as a Fighting Irish, he must be excellent at destroying beds in bedwars.
Jwil: Did you see that kid who got the full ride to University of Notre Dame?
Dwil: Yes, I did.
Jwil: Now he thinks he's more Irish than us. This is just not okay.
Dwil: Damnit! Now we cannot seduce anymore women because of his bedwars abilities and his Irish jig dance.
Jwil: Although he has take our potatoes, I cannot help but admire what a Fighting Irish he is.
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The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.
irish diplomacy.....
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