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Any negative act done to someone by a Muslim.
A muslim Islam-dunked me when he sold me a non-functioning toy plane hence it collided to a pair of pine trees.
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A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.
Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.
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When you take an atomic wedgie to the next level and pull your victim's undergarments over their head, wrapping them up into a makeshift turban (like those commonly worn in the Islamic faith). This is an artform that takes a high level of craftsmanship to achieve; therefore it is reserved to the most elite group of Wedgie-Givers. If your victim loses circulation to their head, you know you're doing it right.
Bro, your exposed undies are so tempting I may have to give you an Islamic Wedgie if you do not adjust your pantalones to an appropriate height soon.
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When you're on the dancefloor at a club, and the male dance partner, particularly of the middle eastern variety, attempts to ram his first so far up the vagina of the female, that she will never feel pain giving birth again.
basic term: fisting on the dancefloor.
Also known as basically, "The Palm".
Yo man I was at 1280 and I gave this Sharron girl the Palm of Islam.
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A Muslem who thinks he's cool, like a rock star.
Check out that Islamic Jagger over there.
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Islamic Concubine refers to a woman in a polygamous style relationship who is legally permitted to have intimate relations with the man, although she may not have official "wife" status.
During Islamic Arabia, some polygamous men had concubines. Essentially, these men had consensual intimate relations with their servant women (concubines) from who the men were in common law marriages with.
The polygamous men had to be in common law marriages with the servant women, since fornication was prohibited.
During Islamic Arabia, some men had Islamic Concubines.
Islamic Yolo means "You Only Look Ones". This term is usually used for boys, when they look at a girl. No matter how pretty is the girl, you can only look ones. Second glance at a non-mahram is haraam. Vice versa.
Praise be to Allaah.
Jareer ibn ‘Abdullaah said: "I asked the Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) about an accidental glance at a woman. He commanded me to turn my gaze away." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, who said: This is a saheeh hasan hadeeth. See al-Sunan, 2700).
Commenting on this hadeeth, al-Mubaarakpoori said: " ‘Accidental’ means that his gaze fell on a non-mahram woman unintentionally. ‘He commanded me to turn my gaze away’ means that he was not to look a second time, because the first glance was not by choice and would be forgiven, but any further glances would be counted as sin, and he should heed the words of Allaah (interpretation of the meaning): ‘Tell the believing men to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things)…’ al-Noor 24:30"
The Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) said: "O Ali, do not follow a glance with another, for you will be forgiven for the first, but not for the second." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, 2701; see Saheeh al-Jaami’, 7953)
Islam Q&A
Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid
The word islamic yolo being defined as below:
Brother: *accidently looked at a girl, but forgotten to turn his gaze away*
Sister : *snaps her fingers in front of her brother's face* "Hey, YOLO!"