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Normally a physical challenge is a battle of the physical nature by two persons.
The best physical challenges involve competitors with relatively even physical abilities.
There are no boundaries to a physical challenge.
No physical challenge can be declined by another.
Both parties must attempt the physical challenge.
Nobody can declare a physical challenge that they dont intend to be involved in.
For a physical challenge to be official it must be followed by the words "physical challenge".
If a physical challenge has no outright victor, then determining the winner of a physical challenge is done through heated debate, sometimes fighting.
Only people with healthy minds and strong bodies undertake physical challenges.
The winner of the physical challenge earns the right to brag about his or her physical supremacy.
To maintain pride in your reputation take part in a physical challenge everyday.
"Bro, I bet you can't leap frog the camp fire - Physical Challenge."
"I bet I can eat this ice cream cone faster than you - Physical Challenge."
"I bet you can't score tonight with your shirt tucked in to your undies - Physical Challenge."
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A mentality similar to when the coyote is chasing the road runner and runs off a cliff he can float weightlessly, until he realizes that he is, in fact, not weightless, at which point he plummets to the ground. Our world: People will do things that they think they can or are safe to do until a tragic accident occurs, telling them otherwise.
Often occurs is Asia. Overloaded trucks traveling roads at high rates of speed. Usually carrying dangerous items like propane cylinders and they are not tied down and falling about the truck.
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Physics as applied in The Legend of Zelda series. Examples include shrubbery that turns into rupees when cut, enemies bursting into flames after being hit by your sword, falling 300+ feet and rolling to avoid any bodily harm whatsoever, walls made of wood that spark when you hit them with your sword, and suddenly levitating three feet in midair when jumping to a seemingly impossible to reach platform.
Why won't it let me climb on top of this ledge that's half my height?" "Zelda physics." "How did Link manage to dive headfirst onto concrete from ten feet up and not crack his head open?" "Zelda physics.
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A subject that everyone must pass to show that you can do things that are completely irrelevant to exercise.
Boss: All you need to do is say 1+1 and you can do this job easily, no exercise involved.
Applicant: OK, I can count.
Boss: Excellent, do you have a physical education diploma?
Applicant: No.
Boss: Sorry, even though exercise has absolutely nothing to do with this job, you can't get in unless you exercised in school.
*5 years later*
Applicant (now homeless): I could do everything that a job wanted, but I got rejected because I didn't exercise.
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Become aggressive or violent.
PLEASE! DONT MAKE THIS GET PHYSICAL!!!
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Somewhat of a hard class where everyone has no fucking idea what the teacher is talking about.
Jen: Hey is y=vf^2 1/2 g^2/t saying that the gravity of pluto is the bitch of the president of Syria ?
Joe: LOL, idek, stupid AP/honors physics ...
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an online homework site that will make any natural science major want to quit the internet. it culls those who are truly worthy of science from the rest.
Priyanka (pre-med): AHHH MASTERING PHYSICS IS DUE TOMORROW
Allison (pre-law):...you're STILL a science major? wtf.
~2 hours later~
Priyanka: I need to draw diagrams, see if mass cancels, and solve for acceleration, then use kinematics to find speed.
Allison:...are you speaking English?
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