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ivan cornejo

the best singer ever❗️ his voice is gold and all his songs are fire
obv this is my opinion but if u don’t already u should go listen to him

he makes spanish music btw
here are some song recommendations if u decide to listen to him
J.
esta dañada
esta dañado
la curiosidad ft. eslabon armado
perro abandonado

mentiras ft. grupo los de la o
<3 if u don’t like it thats fine js for anyone who’s looking for a new artist

person 1: yoo have you heard ivan cornejo’s new single
person 2: no who’s ivan cornejo❓
person 1: bru

by my fav singers/songs <3 March 14, 2023


Ivan the Terrible

Full name Iván Vasíl'yevich Ryurik IV. Born 25 August 1530, he would grow up to eventually become Russia's first official TSAR in 1547 and also one of its strongest.

He was known for introducing sweeping reforms, from infrastructure to diminishing greatly the power of the Orthodox Church. However, he was also responsible for the deaths of roughly 100.000 people in a country of 8 million people; his victims run the gamut from boyars (thieving nobles and landowners) to priests. In 1581, he killed his firstborn and tsarevich Ivan Jr. in a shit-fit, leaving his retarded second son Dmitry as succesor. He died on 18 March 1584. He's considered the greatest of the Rurik dynasty (Russia's founding dynasty and the predecessor of the Romanovs).

Ivan's credited for turning the overtly powerful boyars and the Church subservient to him, by any means necessary. He hated the boyars because they poisoned his mother in 1538 when he was a kid and his first wife Anastasia Romanova (a distant relative of the Romanovs).

The Pprichnina of 1565-1572 he created is the ancestor of the KGB.

Ivan the Terrible is considered Stalin's role model as the Soviet leader acted and behaved a lot like him!

by CrazySaw December 23, 2009

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wow ivan

when something bad happens say wow ivan, putting the blame on ivan. Normally blaming Ivan is the easiest solution.

I got an F on my math test.........Wow Ivan

by michael69696969696969 March 16, 2008

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Ivan Drago

An alcoholic beverage. Similar in every way to a White Russian except for size. An Ivan Drago is an ex-large White Russian (ala Rocky IV), especially good for breakfast after a hard night of drinking.

Kortnie: Gavin, you look like hell this morning. Do you want a bloody mary?

Gavin: Hells no, Bitch! Bring me an Ivan Drago!

by Twaddle April 20, 2009

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dirty ivan

When having sexual intercourse, just before the girl starts to orgasm, you stick your pinky finger up her ass...when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.

I'm telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you'll be a free man.

by DaBo Baby May 3, 2006

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ivan palmer

a drink consisting of vodka and an arnold palmer (iced tea and lemonade).

lets make some ivan palmers.

by intokyo July 3, 2011


Crazy Ivan

1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.

2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.

1. Dammit, she's pulling a Crazy Ivan! All stop!

2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.

by Brent Dax May 2, 2005

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