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An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.
Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.
joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!
1. A noisy bodily emission of air that makes adolescents or small children laugh; usually odorless, but occasionally unbearable.
2. A manifestation of air in one’s pants.
Example 1:
Child: I think Peter just emitted a joy bubble.
Class: laughs, awe, and disgust.
Example 2:
Student: I think John is emitting joy bubbles in his pants again! It smells!
Example 3
Child: mommy, I just made a joy bubble!
A 18 year old with a mental state of a 2 year old which throws dead squid and is basically a knock off of Kokichi Ouma or the Nagito of the Sea. Somehow she made it into high school for surfing- Thank god she dies.
“Dammit, Joy is such a *** **** ***** ***.”
Joy Bronte threw a squid at another squid that was being thrown at Shio Okino.
“Joy, I hate you more than I hate dead squids, and I REALLY hate dead squids.”
A rating system on everything and anything by giving you a certain amount of joy an object or event gave you. The system counts from 1 to 1337.
1337 being elite or the best or most amount of joy ever.
669 being average or a lil above average.
and 1 being the least amount of joy
"Dudde that lasertag match got 1337 joy points"
She said "That was super fun"
he said "hell yea it deserves 1000 joy points"
a yellow skinned ape with the specie of an orangutan that was found in the jungle and adopted and is is still on the loose with animal control still trying to find her. When in human form she is slightly smart but the dumbest in the family. Says she is Indian but has the skin colour of yellow and can only count her friends on two of her fingers
Stranger 1: omg an orangutan
Stranger 2: and it’s yellow!
Jivon: ITS ANDRIA JOY
there are many ways to go about anal. there's:
hittin the shit
tappin the crap
poundin the brown
tool in the stool
humpin the rump
nudgin the fudge
fun in the buns
loosen the caboose
willy in her nilly
goo in the poo
what what in the butt
grindin the behind
floodin the mud
cock in the sock
fruity in the booty
nailin the tail
horn in the corn
rocket in the chocolate
cum in the bum
skeet in her seat
soup in the poop
blastin her ass
spank her with your wanker
pole in the hole
gush in the tush
gung ho in the bunghole
gunk in the trunk
peek in the cheeks
reckin the rectum
pattin the scat
spewage in her sewage
herdin her turds
dong in the wrong
spurt in the hurt
mining the hiney
fuckin the muck
snu-snu in the poo-poo
bumpin the dump
sink in the stink
cack in the crack
hung in her dung
tryin the pipes
screwin the doo
peer in the rear
partin a fart
shapin the gape
heinous with her anus
the joy of anal
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A Joy-Beth is love, kindness, patience and personality. Everyone loves to hang out with a Joy-Beth because she makes them laugh and is so much fun. Joy-Beths are witty, smart and quick to tell a joke. They love to be left alone while shopping. They hate stupidity and laziness and prefer to do the job themselves rather than sacrifice quality. Joy-Beth's are very rare and when one is spotted a quick conversation should be started or the discovery will be at the loss of the non-Joy-Beth. A Joy-Beth is a good friend and although she may only have a select few, those people know that they are the luckiest to have befriended a Joy-Beth. She is loyal, trustworthy and honest. Joy-Beth's are always considered aswesome, although non-Joy-Beth's may feel the need to exert themselves most haneously in the presence of a Joy-Beth because of their subpar awesomeness. Joy-Beth, a rare and precious find of the highest quality...may often be taken for granted until the non-Joy-Beth realizes their awful mistake and discovers what a boob they are.
I found this diamond encrusted watch today, but it still doesn't compare to a Joy-Beth!
I went to my job interview today and realized afterwards that I should've tried harder to get the position. It was a Joy-Beth opportunity!
A great day consists of good coffee, blue skies and a whole bunch of Joy-Beths!
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