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National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019


$50 And A Juul Pod

Slang term for getting pleasured by in the hindquarters for small sums of money

I wanna hit but all I got is $50 and a Juul pod

by Promiscuous Juice Of Grape January 22, 2022


Juul Aids

When you hit someone else’s Juul and get sick because of it. They’ve probably given it to tons of other kids and you just put your mouth on 100 crusty middle schoolers mouths.

I just hit my mans Juul, I got some Juul Aids. No wonder, he’s been passing it around like nothing.

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019


Smoked his juuls

a woman that kicked a man in the nuts. "Juuls" refers to the saying "family jewels", a slang term for one's testicles.

Guy 1: Dang bro! She just smoked his juuls!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!

by vyan_mmxvii September 10, 2020


Fire Juul

Like a fire drill. When the fire alarm goes off at your school but it's really just someone hitting the juul in the bathroom.

"We had the fire alarm go off today at school and we had to evacuate and the fire trucks came, but it turns out it was really just another fire juul"

by Imsoimsorbrn October 12, 2018


April juuls

When you vape on April 1st hence the name April Juuls

If you like to vape then April 1st may have a new meaning to you April Juuls.

by J Slasher March 31, 2023


Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.

“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”

by PatPat Patterson June 3, 2018