Robert-Jan

male with a big penis

Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan

Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

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Jan Banan1

Is a cool kind of people, even called a pro, or elite...

He is like Jan Banan1 - He is the best of the best

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Jan 9

today it’s the birthday of the hottest girl out 🥵🥵 shes a tik tok legend and is a gamer girl 😍 shes fucking mint 😆 but a dry ass texter 📲🥶

it’s Jan 9th cuz that’s the date lad

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jan 8

National winter skin relief day(USA). Also a day where everyone bangs their best friends mother.

jim: todays jan 8th, time for some winter skin relief

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jan 19

A day we’re the person who’s always heartbroken is born

Omg was she born on Jan 19? oh that’s why she’s always heartbroken

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Jan 14th

International day of falling in love. This is the day where the true relationships are built on, ones that will stand the test of time with love running through them no matter the differences and issues that occur along the line. Couples that get together on this day are meant to be and are soulmates.

I fell in love with this girl named Ella on Jan 14th.

It must be a sign.

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