beer pong distraction invented by ballers
Your shot is so jaaaaaarrrrr!!! Haha ur such a jar.
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A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar
John: What's that?
Gerald: That's my cum jar
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Used to refer to someone who is Just A Ranker, or from jar. (West Coast)
That foo is from jar holmes, look at it closely
a jar that contains a material that bugs are attracted to. there is a seal covering the top of the jar with holes in it. the bugs go in the holes to get to the material and die because they cant get out
Gaze into her killing jar I'd sometimes stare for hours.
She even poked the holes so I can breathe.
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It's where a man keeps his money designated specifically for prostitutes.
I needed a quickie, so I cracked open the whore jar, and fished out a $20 for hummer from "Fishlips Sally"....
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A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's revelation that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.
Mark: So, what's up with your roommate and that dorky guy who always spends the night? Are they bumpin' uglies?
Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.
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A coin bank that one puts a coin into whenever he says something profane.
Oh, damn it! I have to put some more money in the swear jar.
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