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Jason is well hung, manly, kinda funny and the biggest SIMP you will ever meet, only of course to the right girl. Oh yeah, he’s sexy ASF!
*Jason walks in the room*
guy: WAOH! Is your name Jason?
jason: Yes
guy: I knew it! I can see your bulge through your pants!!
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This is a definition of someone elegant, strong, smart and the most handsome guy in the world. Except for Jason vorchees, all Jason are the greatest man alive
Wow Jason is a god church
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Typically a very tall man who is kind but very loud after a couple beers/tequila
Ex: hey look at the drunk slender man over there.
oh never mind he is probably a Jason
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A lumbersexual/hipster hybrid in denial. Also a grass nerd.
Jason wears red wing shoes and plaid shirts.
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A guy who is hard to get but he'll go through one girl after another. He's really nice and sweet, but don't be fooled, you wont last long with a Jason. He's usually shy until you get to know him. He's not the type to be your best friend or boyfriend. He swoons the girls and many girls drool over the gentleman personality Jason's have, but he's a forever alone type of guy even if he has a girlfriend. These guys don't talk things over even when situations aren't smooth all over. He'll just be like whatever, a reason why they don't keep a girl for long.
Girl 1: My boyfriend, Jason, doesn't really talk about problems in our relationship.
Girl 2: I heard he'll dump you soon.
Girl 3: Jason is your boyfriend?! Oh, he's dreamy. But not boyfriend material from what I heard.
Girl 2: See? He's probably not interested in you anymore.
Girl 1: Thanks for the warning, totally not dating a Jason next time.
Girl 3: You shouldn't have dated one in the first place, they just play you.
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He is an amazing smart talented guy he has the best singing voice he’s amazing at guitar he cares deeply for the people in his life he’s the best boyfriend ever he’s not afraid to say how he feels and he’s always there for you he is the most kind caring person as long as you don’t mess with him or his friends.
Jason is amazing ❤️
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biggest playa in the hood. owns a 2 girl strip club, always keeps one on backup. talking to jessica, sofia, jaime, joie, katie, sophia, ava, chloe, alexa is really overwhelming for him. potrayed the famous character "Po" in the famous 2008 film "Kung Fu Panda". avid enjoyer of zootopia porn.
"Yo I just played the shit out of this girl haha"
"Jason is that you???"
"You suck at everything Davide"
"Shut up Po"
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