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Jason

He is a kind hearted person who has been a great friend to me and also he is so shy and brave at the same time. He also has this crush on this girl.

Hi, Jason what do you want to talk about?

by Zizi thunderbolt March 20, 2018


Jason

Jason’s are sweet at first, they pull you in with their seemingly sexy appearances. They pretend to love you and being a part of your life but if you look deeper there’s only darkness, emptiness, a deep gray soul with nothing in its eyes. He’ll manipulate you and tear you down til all that’s left is smashed dreams of your future. He will break you and you will never. Ever. Be brave enough to love again. He loves cash more than he’ll ever love you. Sister or brother, back away because in the wise words of lady Gaga “it ain’t about the money money” but Jason will always think it is.

“Jason left me for his mistress
Jason will never come back for you”
“I loved a Jason until I learned____”

by Wrenrose April 20, 2023

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Jason

Jason is a nerd but everyone loves him anyway. he won't believe it if he was told but everyone knows it's true.
he is capable of so much more than he thinks he is and is just overall the best guy you will ever meet.

Melody: who is that?
Kade: that's the one and only Jason

by #SirenOtis May 3, 2023


Jason

Jason is a hot nerd. He secretly likes art and loves drawing. But sarcastic most of the time to his friends but he does like them. He also likes a girl that starts with an E but declines anyone from saying he does, he can't stop thinking about her and think she likes him which he hopes she does.

Lauren: Jason is so funny
Justin: Yeah

by I write names2 May 6, 2019


Jason

Jason is a really annoying excuse of a brother. He will try to be cool by singing songs in the shower but we all know he can't sing. His best impression of any pop singer is that of a dying cow. Not only that, but he makes random french jokes and can't be roasted because he's too dumb to understand the roast and just laughs it off. You think that he will mature, but he never does.

Hey, isn't that Jason?
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.

by LegitimatelyABruhMoment June 13, 2019


Jason

From a Greek word meaning “healer.” AKA Daddy

Jason is a smart charismatic person who loves to love. He'll win you over with his humor but charm with you with his stunning eyes and smile. He's a giver and would give you the shirt off his back. His touch will send shivers down your spin and his kiss will make you feel loved beyond words can express. If you're ever lucky enough to get a Jason, don't take him for granted because there's no other man out there like him. His love is true but he has a hard time showing it sometimes. He is very confident but you'd be surprised at how shy he can be! Sometimes he doesn't take things serious but when it comes to love its no joke. Watch out for his moods, he has a tendency to shut you out but its because he's a deep thinker. He is an amazing Daddy and loved dearly by his family. He will make an amazing husband one day. If you're that lucky woman, shower him with love and attention because he's worth it!

You're married to Jason? You are SUCH a lucky woman!

by YourForever87 June 10, 2022


the jason

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.

have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good

by qu October 10, 2005

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