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Another word for "fart."
Oh man, that smells awful. Did you jazz?
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Slang term meaning to take what is not yours.
Yo, that fool jazzed my beers.
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Tom- Slow down I'm about to cum!
Jeanie- Fuck off! Hurry up and blow your load!
Tom- Jeez O' peets i just jazzed so good...
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An old form of music that has lost the majority of America's listening audience over the years to more advanced types of music. Newer types of music generally more appeal because they actually contain words to go along with the song.
Person #1: Dude, let's rock out to some Jazz!
Person #2: DUDE, LET'S NOT.
Person #3: How about we listen to some Metallica?
Person #2: OKAY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT JAZZ.
Person #1: Boo, you guys suck, I'm going to go to my dark room and listen to some depressing Jazz.
Person #2: FINE THEN, GET OUT OF HERE.
Person #3: Dude, turn that fan off....
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Slang term for a fart or farting.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.
They were blown away by the ass jazz concert!
A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.
Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.
Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!
My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.
The most smooth transformer there is. He likes what these Earth cats are playing. it got beat.
" Do it with style or don't bother doing it."-Autobot Jazz