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when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!
- Nice bro, #goals
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When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.
"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."
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Located in northwest Portland, Oregon, Jefferson High School is one of the lowest performing high schools in the state. It has one of the high drop-out rates, and many of its students go on to do absolutely nothing with their lives. Although Jefferson students often claim on attending the high school because they think it will help out their "street cred" they don't realize that their school is named after either Thomas Jefferson (who owned slaves) or Jefferson Davis (President of the Confederate States of America). Students at wealtheir schools often use Jefferson in a negative connotation in their daily speech (example shown below).
There are a couple common misconceptions about Jefferson:
Myth: Police are afraid to go there.
Fact: Police just don't give a shit about the people in that part of town.
Myth: Jefferson is cool, gangsta, hard, or "the shit".
Fact: Jefferson sucks. Period. They can't hold a sloppy turd to most other schools in the state or in the nation.
Myth: Jefferson is cool because their football team did the Haka this season, even after they were penalized for doing so.
Fact: The University of Hawaii did it first.
"That shirt is so Jefferson High School, I can't believe anyone would ever wear that."
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Thomas Jefferson High School is a public high school in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. It is the eighth largest high school in Iowa. The school's mascot is Jeffy the J-Hawk and the official school colors are Columbia Blue and white.
I went to Jefferson High School (Cedar Rapids, Iowa).
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When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
both of yall wrong! there was NO tv sitcom with a family by the last name of 'cosby'. you may be referring to the huxtables, who had the star bill cosby.
"you look cute...in a theo huxtable kind of way"
"really? usually i get al roker."
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Was one of the best Middle schools ever
I miss my old Jefferson Middle school so fucking much
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