Beef Jerky

When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.

Where's John? He's busy making beef jerky.

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After Jerky

The guys at your favourite bar who come in after work with their suits and ties, going for their "after workies" drinks

"oh great, it must be 5:15pm because here come all the after jerkys". "sorry i took so long with the drinks, that after jerky over there was boring the bar girl with his stock tips"

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Hurky jerky

When Skipping or lag occurs in Video games, Computer or Console.

A lack of fluid Movement and a general bogged down feeling.

"When Playing Halo 2, On big time battles, The action can get pretty Hurky jerky."

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Jerky Jerk

When you make that mogilny move or get one in the net, Jerky Jerk to the fans. Gwarrrrr

Fan: What a mogilny move.
Fan 2: What a goal!
Fan 3: Whats he doing to himself now?

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brain jerky

1. something that is mentally challenging.
2. anything that takes awhile to understand.

1. crossword puzzles and soduku are good brain jerky.
2. that smart payment plan was some brain jerky but now i'm saving money.

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Hurky jerky

lack of fluidity when braking in an automobile

Hey! Dude! Watch the Hurky jerkies I can't write without my pen going all over the page

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jerky werky

A silly way of saying jack off, or jacking someone else off.

Yeah, after that party I took Brandy back to my place and she gave me the ol' jerky werky before she passed out

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