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jessie paege

An Internet father, who talks about mental illnesses while being the worlds cutest person alive. A fan of stranger things, p!atd, FOB, dogs, electric guitars, and Thomas Sanders

Someone; who’s Jessie Paege

Me; only the best youtuber to ever exist

by Taylor Ashuk March 31, 2018


Jessie & Florian

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.

Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.

by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021


Jessie Paege

The sweetest, most wholesome meme mom/dad in the whole universe.

Person 1: You know Jessie Paege?
Person 2: Yeah! She's so sweet and positive and funny.

by someone you haven't met November 07, 2018


Jessie

A fake ass bitch

Jessie is a complete waste of everyone’s time

by Yayeeeeet November 16, 2018


jessie

she is a stinky betch.

female 1: *having fun* *laughing*

female 2: *having a nice time*
Jessie: *enters*
both females: *run away holding noses*

by tubby.betch December 01, 2019


Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.

Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.

by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019


Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

by Epigiggity August 10, 2011