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pulling a jizzy is the act of pushing over your sister and aggressively cumming on them
"Yo lets go pull a jizzy on jessica"
"I think we shouldn't be pulling a jizzy on her"
When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.
When you put a Mentos in a bottle of Coke and put it up your arse hole
Bro, I had a Fizzy Jizzy last night
During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.