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After a very tall man has sex with a male or female horse (the man taking part in the role of the "giver"), he takes his dick out of the horse's asshole/vagina and sprays his cum on top of the horse's back. Before a horse race will begin, the lucky horse jockeys will notice said stain, and hence refer to the stain as a "Cum Jockey". The unlucky ones will place their saddle on top of the Cum Jockey, thereby causing the Jockey to slide around and be imbalanced during the horse race due to the lubrication effect of the sperm.
Jockey 1: Hey Fred, don't sit on Seabiscuit just yet! It may have a Cum Jockey on it.
Jockey 2: This must be the work of... Tall People! >:O
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Used to describe a male who is inclined to ride another males sexual organ.
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A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.
He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.
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One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
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Someone who likes to ride the cack.
That girl sure is an excellent pole jockey.
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A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.
Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!
Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!
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Slang slightly derogatory term for a farmer
(angry motorist) Damn plow jockeys are cluttering up the road again!
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