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He is an asshole that spends 20 to 22 hours a day playing nintendo and jerking off.
Is that asshole still in the basement with mario
He is such a jon-jac
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To look at someones Crutch when nobody is watching and being caught.
You have been Jon Slyed Stalking that lady.....
1. Bonding over Jon Bon Jovi songs
2. People from different countries, or who speak different languages using Jon Bon Jovi songs as a lingua franca, or to bond together as a group.
I was sitting in a room with all these foreign guys and we were totally jon-bonding over 'You Give Love a Bad Name'
Jon's hella gay on everyday of the week, except Thursdays, when he's suicidal
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The host of the successful TV reality program, Bar Rescue shown on Spike TV, in which Jon finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O
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You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.
Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.
Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE
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A brilliant mind with a calling towards music: writing inspiring lyrics, and who's knowledge over how to use a guitar is amazing.
He is a kind and generous soul, and has no problem with putting his own interests beside to help others.
In short: Rocker, surfer, gentleman.
Jon Foreman is the lead singer/ guitar player for Switchfoot.
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