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Little Jonny loves to shovel driveways while fucking his puppy, when he comes to school the next day he makes sure to have a picture album of the shoveled driveway, also his wee wee has puppy juice on it
Little Jonny is a puppy fucking son of a bitch
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The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer
I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up
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Like Orlando Bloom, Mr. Depp is over-rated, and looks good in eye-liner. Although his acting is supurb, and he is a mighty hot beast, people take their love for him, WAY TOO FAR!
This chick wrote a book about raping Jonny Depp, how sick!
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The combination of Jonny, which simply means condom, and Purvis meaning pervert, it is a person that perverses over people, but does use a condom. This is quite a new era of perverts, but is a step up from the original non-condom using perverts.
That lad has just gone and done a Jonny Purvis, that girl didn't see what was coming!
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a guy i know who knows me also
very hot, very cool, slightly strange
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noun ; A soft, innanimate object. Contact with will most likely result in a serious rash, or irritation. Latches on to anything in close proximity. Prone to break under pressure.
verb; under-perform
noun; 'Oh look, there's a Jonny Hunt over there'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'
verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'
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