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a backstabber and a lier but all guys fall for her even though shes ugly and has pimples
When your cute Jordy boyfriend does something adorable, incredible, worth of praising, hot or all of the above. How to identify it? First of all, your boyfriend HAS to be named Jordan and be an INTJ. This is strictly requiered for the Internal Jordy Panick to take place. Secondly, as your Jordy does something amazing, you'll get a tingling sensation in your stomach, and will immediately want to hug him or kiss him, or even fuck him, or all of the above. And just shower him with love until
"My boyfriend just made such a brilliant obeservation. I'm having an internal Jordy Panick"
a freckled youtube who's like five and annoying
person: ew, you watch Jordie bean?
person 2: I know lmao, it's bad
When one takes a shit on another’s chest and finger paints a drawing on said chest
“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
“This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”
Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
Jordie chan is the most scrumptious in a friend group. everyone wants a piece of jordie chan. grab a bite and don't stop.
Oh my gosh Jordie chan! you so hot