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iโ€™m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

Iโ€™m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

by dudperfect October 15, 2018

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i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019


i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 22, 2019

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Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

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pull a Kermit

To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.

I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.

by Erotic Fantasy August 24, 2014


Kermit Is God

Kermit is my g!

Kermit Is God is God!

by MonkeIsGod July 1, 2022


doing a kermit

Another way to say โ€œkms.โ€ From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit

by avram2 June 6, 2019