i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

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i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

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Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

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pull a Kermit

To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.

I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.

leap kermit

see leap frog

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.

The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.

I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!