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A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.
My cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won't leave me alone.
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Glitter Kitties is a nickname for an NFL team called the Jacksonville Jaguars. This nickname was coined in part because of the super sparkly helmets that said Jaguars wear. Jaguars are of course a large variety of cat. So, it wasn't much of a leap for people to start calling them the "Glitter Kitties."
This nickname is thought to have been coined by Indianapolis Colts fans. Even if that is not the case, we do hereby take credit for said coining of the nickname
Bob: I heard that the Glitter Kitties might be moving to LA.
Bill: I heard that too. Most of their fans have lost faith in them.
Bob: Haha, that's pretty sad.
Bill: Yeah, but we hate the Glitter Kitties, so it's kind of funny too!
Bob: That is true. Go Colts!
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We went at it so hard last night i got a bad case of kitty kough.
A once existing webcomic about a futuristic world in which a stranded colony world that derives its technology from plant life. Events unfold, and the colony finds itself with the damaged remains of a large militarized robot that must be rebuilt to find Earth and answers to their origins.
The website was www.kitty-bot.com It was totally awesome.
Me: Have you seen kitty bot? Can you find an archive of it?
internet: nope, sucks to be you
Me: I am sad =(
1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).
2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.
This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.
Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?
Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.
Combining MDMA (ecstasy) with Ketamine.
me: I fell down while i was kitty flipping last weekend!
VT: I was kitty flipping too! I took shroomz and lsd and extacy and ketamine all at once I'm pretty badass huh?
me: That't not kitty flipping, that's retarded.
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