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Kim Kardashian

A human Tick. The more she sucks on people, the bigger her ass gets

Kim Kardashian once sucked this dude on tape, and now look at her phat ass.

by Cold2duhbone July 4, 2021


Kim Kardashian

Someone should stick one of those labels on her that says "Made 100% from recycled plastic bottles".

Kim Kardashian doesn't have something that the majority of the rest of the human population has. That thing is a natural look.

by RevengeOfTheSeph November 22, 2021


kardashian laugh

A fake and or awkward laugh

"I told her the funniest pick-up line I knew and she gave me a Kardashian laugh and turned to her friends."
"Aw man that sucks."

by UghButWhy November 16, 2016


Gym Kardashian

A big-butted, strong woman who attends the gym in full makeup including fake lashes and heavy contouring.

Today at the gym I saw several Gym Kardashians working their glutes on the machines without smudging a stroke of mascara.

by HButt66 December 2, 2019


Pull A Kardashian

To rise to popularity, fame, fortune and media adoration by having a sex tape leaked, being in numerous failed marriages with other famous people or numerous plastic surgery and bizarre beauty treatments.

I might have to Pull A Kardashian to get famous right now

by Aphrodite_XX November 3, 2014


Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian is the older sister of Kim Kardashian, and is famous for being on Keeping Up With The Kardashians , a reality show following the Kardashian Klan. She also appeared in Filthily Rich Cattle Drive, a show where spoilt kids are put in the country and have to survive whilst doing challenges ( hilarious ) She has a boyfriend, Scott Dissick, a businessman who is known for his outlandish personality and sharp dressing. He and Kourtney Kardashian have a child together, Mason Dash-Dissick. Kourtney kardashian has also stared in two spin off shows of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami and Kourtney and Kim Take New York. No-one really knows why all thenames start with K, but it is probably because of the surname beginning with K. Kourtney has two real sisters, Kim Kadashian, a reality star also and businesswoman, Khloe Kardashian, her younger sister, a reality star and socialite. She has one brother, Robert Kardashian, Dancing With the Stars star and reality star. She has three step-sisters, Kendall Jenner, model and reality star and Kylie Jenner.Her mother, Kris Jenner is her manager and her step-dad Bruce Jenner is there to push her! . She is half Armenian and appreciates her roots as she and her sisters have designed a jewelry range for Armenian designers. She and her sisters have also designed Kardashian collection, a quite nice range for budget store Sears.

Wow! There's Kourtney Kardashian! I wanna take a photo!

Guy: Wow, last night i saw Kourtney Kardashian on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and it changed my mind!

Guy 2: How?

Guy: Well they were just so funny!

by lollageduvet February 9, 2012

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Kim Kardashian

another name for your butt.
most often used when describing somebody with a larger than average size butt.

1.Nicki Minaj has a huge "Kim Kardashian"
2.Wow look at that girls "Kim Kardashian"
3. I wish my"Kim Kardashian" was that big

by thewordsmith98 November 11, 2011

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