Kevin

Based on my ability to grasp your interest for long periods of time including responsiveness and ability to relate personal experiences and stories and leave you wanting more. Based on Kevin T, this word is used to describe a cross between the most interesting man in the world and chuck norris. Being a Kevin is always a compliment full of interest, excitment, and non-stop awesomeness.

Woah dude you are such a Kevin, I had a blast at that bar.
I need to be more like Kevin to be able to get that girl.
You were a total Kevin man, you had the whole room eating out of the palm of your hand.

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Kevin

A jerk of a guy who has little to no self control or common sense. He is completely inept in every way. He is an unattractive guy, crass and ignorant. A Kevin is a disloyal sort, if given the chance he will turn on you like a rabid dog. Don't ever trust a Kevin. He will take you for everything he can, use you up and toss you aside.

Kevin is an ugly guy with a bad attitude, avoid him like the plague.

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Kevin

A Guy Who Likes To Suck Dick Yet Claims He Likes Girls. A Great Friend. Can Be A Biatch. Funny. Mean. Good At Soccer. A Man Whore.

Kevin Is A Common Name.

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kevin: to be fingerprinted by the police and admit to future criminal inclinations..whilst a normal well adjusted person would decline..kevin asks to be fingerprinted!!

kevin is a total moron,the lowest of the low...the thickest of the thick..

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kevin.adjv;,to kevin,is to fabricate lies about someone on the internet,usually they are spinless losers,who will spend a lot of time trying to fix their girl probs lol..

can be seen a mile off you know a kevin when u see one..

fool..moron..

kevin will always be that smelly kid in class ,(WHO CALLS U NAMES?!WTF!0.O) & who never goes away until u punch him or call him out for wat he is..

spends his days on the internet showing porn to children or child like ppl..and cussing ppl out cos he is a no lifer..

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Kevin

The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.

"Nice form on that Kevin."
"I just pulled off a Kevin."
"Did someone Kevin in my clam chowder?"

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Kevin

a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.

Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!

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