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Here's a few things that people fail to relize about Kobe...
1. Kobe's a ballhog. The thing with Kobe, is he's a victom of the system. Phil Jackson is the kind of guy that goes out there and tells one player on the team to take the shots. In his days with Michael Jordan to his days with Kobe, Phil Jackson has always been the biggest ballhog in the NBA. Kobe goes out there, and attemps 15 shots a day. Does that mean he's selfish? Of couse not, becuase that's how Phil Jackon works.
Now, take 2004 when Phil Jackson WASN'T the coach. That year, Kobe reaches a career high in assists a game!
2. Kobe ruined the Laker's dynasty. Definitly a strange claim since I doet anyone here on urban dictionary works for the Lakers and has knoledge of what happens behind close doors. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that lies about something negative.
3. Kobe's a racist. How are you going to tell me Kobe committed rape WHEN YOU NEVER SAW HIM DO IT!? Think about that
People are so ignorant it makes me sick. People will say anything to make Kobe look bad.
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kobe is the word said when you kill someone with a knife or by hand in war games as call of duty 4
dude right there get him.......KOBE.
damn haha that was an epic kobe
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The act of dying in a flaming inferno
My helicopter crashed and pulled a Kobe
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1) What a pilot shouts before crashing into a mountain.
2) What your chubby Coworker says when he throws his quarter pounder wrappers in the trash.
Passenger: What’s happening?
Pilot: Kobe!
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An exclamation you shout while your helicopter crashes
As the news chopper spiraled out of control, its tail rotor smashed by flying debris, the terrified newscaster screamed “Kobe!” just before the crash
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instead of “kobe” ( what we used to aid us in throwing something) we should now say “for kobe” in memory of this legend of a man.
bro 1: yo dude watch this
*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right
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used when referring to a helicopter crash that kills all on board
Person 1: Kobe!
Person 2: dude that's not funny that helicopter just crashed
Person 1: Fuckin Kobe!
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