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Thinking you have to fart while doing kung fu moves but accidentally pooping, thus resulting in a foop. Usually happens after eating a gaseous meal when someone is listening to the song "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" and trying out new kung fu moves. Can also happen while watching Jackie Chan in Rush Hour, or similar cool kung fu movies. Beware: can result in speckled underwear.
Ronaldo: Earlier when I was kung fu fighting and everybody was fast as lightning, I thought I had to toot, but I accidentally pooped.
Skate: That is the ultimate kung fu foop!
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A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent.
You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.
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Kung-pow-pussy: A vagina with the capabilities to give out more than 5 STD's thus destroying a penis
Def 2: A derogatory term for the vagina of an asian female
Def 3: A female that simply knows martial arts
"Hello friends, i ate me some kung-pow-pussy last night."
"That kung-pow-pussy kicked the hell outta my cock"
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The most offensive, violent, and hilarious chinese film ever made. It's a movie with kids pissing on people, A guy beating the shit out of gangsters with axes, and these 2 blind guys that kill stuff with their magical instrument. Ask any Chinese person about Kung Fu hustle, and they'll know what you're talking about.
person 1: Damn, you see Kung-Fu Hustle?
person 2: Fuck yeah! You see that part where an old gay guy wearing metal rings is beating the shit out of gangsters with top hats and axes?
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The feeling one has after watching a movie containing martial arts fight scenes, leaving the viewer endowed with special martial arts abilities and the strong desire to practice them on someone.
The words 'Do not try this at home' do not make sense to someone who is on a Kung Fu high.
People on a Kung Fu high usually create their own sound effects when they kick or punch.
Those on a Kung Fu high more often than not, do NOT possess the power of Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee but in their mind they are true Kung Fu masters.
Jack: Waaaa feel my Bruce Lee one-inch punch. WaPow!
Lee: Uh oh, looks like Jack's on a Kung Fu High.
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Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.
Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.
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1. v. to go Kung-Fu Joe on so. To beat someone's ass.
2. n. Character played by Steven James in the 1988 parody of Blaxploitation films, _I'm Gonna Git You Sucka_.
Don't touch my weed, or I'll go Kung-Fu Joe on yo' ass!
"So, it's just you 57 cops against Kung Fu Joe? Master of Kung-Fu, Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of!"
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