get lag

The disturbing feeling of disorientation you have when you move between worlds of people that "get it" and those who think pretty much the same way they did 20 years ago.

The mother was dizzy and nauseated with "get lag" when her son's doctor told her that maybe her son's ADHD problems were just from watching too much TV.

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flop lag

A phrase used to describe the occurance in hold 'em style poker in which the cards on the flop match perfectly to the two cards held in your hand during the previous deal.

I experienced flop lag over and over again during last nights game. I had big slick, ace-king in the first hand and the dealer flopped a pair of aces and a king in the second hand.

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Elevator lag

The feeling when you get off a elevator but your body still feels its in motion as if you were still in an elevator.Usually last 1-2 minutes

Friend one:I hate elevator lag..

Friend two:i really don't mind it.

Lag-Zag

In a video game, when it lags so bad that everyone seems to just pop up out of no where "Lag-Zagging" around you.

Player 1 : Finally someone to kill. *Shoots guy over and over, and sees he is taking no damage*

Player 2: *Lags all around player 1, and kills him one shot*

Player 1: Damn it, he fucking lag-zagged me.

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

tag lag

the time lag between when a photo is taken and/or uploaded onto facebook and when the photo is finally tagged.

"Dude, I just got tagged in a photo album titled "prom 2007". That was 2 frickin' years ago... total tag lag."

lag spike

When participating in internet activities such as games or chat and your internet connection suddenly lags very badly for a brief amount of time. The spike part comes from how sudden the lag is and how high it gets in such a short time.

"I had a huge killing spree going in UT until I got hit with some major lag spike and some fucking noob fragged me."

"Lag spike fucking sucks!"

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