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"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.
A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
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the boner, fuck stick, dick, beef dart, penis, etc.
preston livingston is a flesh lance
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A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
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Lance is a very weird kid in Illinois who is love with his pixelated character named the “Renegade Raider”. His heart isn’t all for the girl as she does her insane, sweaty 90s. Lance and Renegades relationship has came to a bumpy road ever since Fortnite Battle Royale has started to lose hype and die down. Lance has recently been seeing a girl named “Wraith” from the game Apex Legends, crazy what a Lance would do for some clout!
Oh this girl isn’t popular anymore? I’ll just Lance Gallagher to a girl who’s more popular.
Derived from the drug scandal surrounding Lance Armstrong. Combined with the unreliability or dependability of a person, also know as a "flop". Together used to describe an unreliable, unpredictable or undependable person who may or may not be a recreational drug user.
Friend: Yo we should make plans to hang out some time.
Me: Easy there Lance Flop. We both know you just gonna bail.
An idiot that also went by the name lance210 back when vine was a thing. He now makes hundreds of thousands of dollars doing clickbait YouTube videos using his ugly girlfriend with the teeth of a 2 month-old zebra. He is crowned "the king of clickbait" and is one of the most hated people on YouTube. He is most famous for making a video called "I CUT MY FINGER OFF! REAL LIFE FRUIT NINJA GONE WRONG! (DON'T TRY THIS)" where he "accidentally" cut himself in the hand and clearly was trying to stay in the frame so he could show the people that fall for his clickbait videos that he was gushing blood.
Keemstar - What is up, DramaAlert nation, I'm your host Killer Kemstarrrrrrrrrrrrr leeeeeeeeeeeeeets get roiiiiiiiiit in to the news! In the news, lance stewart (you guessed it) commonly known at the king of clickbait, has uploaded a new video! He states that he has in fact summoned the devil and I now joining Hitler in hell. Here, watch the video.
Lance - Hey guys, I was just using this Ouija board here and I have in fact summoned
Satan himself! So I'm gonna vlog the whole thing. Okay, I'm entering hell and oh, there's Hitler! Hey Adolf! So yeah guys that was just a prank that was my frind at buzzfeed see you in the next vlog.
Keemstar - So yeah guys, that was the most clickbait thing of all time. Also in the news!
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a privileged fat ass white boy who cannot learn to wear a belt because his ass crack sticks out all the time. common symptoms include: hunting, tries to be black, calls potatoes spicy, considers taco bell mexican food, hits the juul*dabs*, uses filters to make his small dick sexy.
quit being such a "lance" you faggot fuck.
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