lard lad

An extremely fat male.

Want some more fries, lard lad? Or a sixth cream cake?

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lard buddy

What Annie and Moses are going to become in 50 years.

Annie and I are both lard buddies.

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Lard bringer

A bringer of lard. One who carries a lump of lard. A fat person.

A fat person.
Someone who carries a belly of Lard.

Example used in speech - "Get Yo ass outta here yo Lard bringer!"

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weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

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Leaf Lard

Animal fat from the area surrounding the kidneys, this fat, once ground and rendered, makes the finest lard for pastries

I rendered down some leaf lard for my pie crust.

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Foot in lard

when you are fucking a really fat chick and when u pull out if feels like your penis is stuck in mud

I was drunk at a party and nailed a fat chick. It was total foot in lard with not enough lub in the world.

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tub of lard

Knee-jerk reaction from the right-wing in response to any topic put forth by filmmaker Michael Moore.

Used to defer the topic of conversation from that which may cause embarassment to their person or affect their stock prices negatively.

Person A: "Have you heard about the new Michael Moore book/film?"

Person B: "That Michael Moore sure is a tub of lard, huh?"

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