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when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.
Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.
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A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.
It is very painful, and irritating.
That dude's got laser herpes all up in his junk.
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When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin
I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing
a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)
Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.
when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight
andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back