El Lay

L.A., i.e., abbreviation for Los Angeles--California's largest city

After I graduate, I'm going to El Lay to become a model / movie star.

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lay off

To stop doing something,or using something.

Back in the days,I was so obsessed over sweets,I couldn't lay off over them.

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Kenneth Lay

Convicted Enron hypercriminal and long-time Bush supporter and financier.

Kenneth Lay will die in prison.

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laying low

just chilling, trying not to draw attention to yourself so you don't get noticed or so certain people can't find you.

i just got busted dealin laying low for a little while aite

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Lay and Pray

Lay and Pray. Lay and Pray is the opposite of ground and pound. Lay and Pray consists of getting your opponent on the ground and stalling a decision the entire fight by LAYING on him and PRAYING to win a decision. It's quite cheap and very gay.
The phrase was first coined by Pride announcer and all around MMA God Bas Ruten.

The Lay and Pray was founded and mastered by MMA fighter Tito Ortiz. The term was also coined to describe his fight style, which is quite frankly, the most boring style of fighting in the world and gives new fans a bad impression of MMA.
"Did you see the Tito Ortiz Wanderlei Silva fight yesterday? Yes, it was the worst fight I've ever seen in my life. Tito Lay'd And Pray'd his way to a decision. Talk about some BS." Tito is the Lay and Pray King. He is also A HUGE Douche Bag to boot.

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lay a cable

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

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lay the wood

To attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. A metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2x4). Can also be phrased in a general context as "laying some wood." Not to be confused with the sexual innuendo of "laying pipe."

"Don't make me come over there and lay the wood on you, asshole."

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