Lead Pipe

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

white lead

Noun: Semen

Hows was last night with that date?
It was amazing, whipped out my skin rifle and filled her with white lead.

Catch Lead

To die, typically by a gun.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Person 2?"
Person 3: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He caught lead last week."

Person 1: "Catch."
Person 2: "Catch what?"
Person 1: "Catch these hands!"
Person 2: "Catch lead!"

Jet leaded

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday

I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded

Liquid Lead

A negative term used to describe the toxic properties of alchohol

If he wants to ruin his body drinking Liquid Lead, so be it

lead thumb

Someone who presses the buttons entirely too hard on any game controller. Similar to someone with a lead foot in a car.

Dude, you could hit the buttons faster if you didn't have a lead thumb.

tech lead

He is the tech lead. He is the source of all initiatives in a software project. Do not question anything he says. Do as he tells you. Because he is the tech lead. There is only one tech lead, even though some people might try to claim the title for themselves.

I am a tech lead, but I surely am not THE tech lead.