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Lesbians (Other known as Vagina Warriors) have vagina swords that cut off the penis of the enemy straight man. These Vagina Warriors cut off the penis and use it as a sacrifice to their vagina god, Clitoris. The lesbians enjoy watching such things like The L Word, Ellen, The View, etc. They enjoy long walks on the beach, cutting penises off, wearing leather, eating rocks, and yoga.
--Written by a bisexual woman in heat.
HOLY SHIT! A LESBIAN JUST CUT OFF MY PENIS!
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Lesbians are beautiful, radiant, and wonderful people. They are women who love only women and it's pure and amazing. I love women
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Gay women.
It's interesting how the word gay's definition in urban dictionary's mostly jokes and offensive terms, but how the word lesbian, which means pretty much exactly the same thing but just for women, has such different definitions.
So here you go, the one and only true real definition of lesbians:
Gay women.
Girl: Hey, I'm a lesbian.
Guy: Cool, but did I ask?
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"To lesbian" refers to a woman performing a task successfully with the required skill after a man says he doubts she is capable of doing it. Possible doubts the silly man could have include something being too difficult for a woman to do or too complex for a woman to understand or to too heavy for a woman to lift.
It can also refer to anyone considered an underdog or lacking the required ability to perform a given task but who then successfully completes it.
The silly doubting man does not have to be present at the successful completion, or even show embarrassment at being proved wrong. What matters is that the capable woman completing the task knows she proved him wrong and feels proud she showed him who's boss.
Larry said, "Karen that parking space is just way to small for you to park your Ford F150 in."
But Karen then lesbianed her way right into the tight space, easy.
Bob said, "Oh Peggy, these directions are even difficult for me to understand. You could never put this crib together."
Peggy then waited for Bob to go to bed and within minutes managed to lesbian through the whole thing, having time to put sheets and blankets on the mattress.
Jamal said, "Shereen, honey, that couch is much too heavy. Wait for the guys to move it."
Shereen then lesbianed the couch singlehandedly along the wall, right where she wanted it.
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Another word for saying gay woman. Nuff said.
There are lesbians kissing in the parking lot.
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One who is not of American descent.
“Hey, I’m lesbian.”’
“I thought you were American??”
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A woman who is attracted to other women. Sometimes, women who would fit under this label prefer to use gay.
I'm a lesbian, so I'm part of the LGBT community.
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