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An advanced sex position involving 2 men and a female participant. It is accomplished by the female being in a kneeling or standing position, with her one of male partners penetrating her from the front, and the other from the back. While engaged, the male partners vigorously insert sex toys (usually some variation of a dildo) into the opposite male partner's anal cavity. This position is known for its intense prostate pleasure, and high level of skill involved.
Duke: "That Veronica is a bad bitch!"
Zachary: "Right? Me and my boy Noah invited her over last night. She let us lay a sweet Carl Lewis on that ass!"
Duke: "My boy!"
*high five*
The guy who played neville longbottom in Harry Potter and one of the few people to come out of puberty looking like a sex god.
Anna-That neville guy from harry potter is so ugly.
Christa-Are you kidding me? Have you seen him matthew lewis lately? He is HOT!
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Lewis Bentley is the name of a bent fish who lives in Detroit and looks Italian . He has blonde hair and fake yeezys. Also he might be called Craig and prays to Noah dron.
What’s popin g my man Lewis Bentley be lookin hela drip with his iced Nike 69 and gang pinky rings from Tesco
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The fittest boy ever to be born, he is a fittie all round and everyone dies for him ❤️❤️❤️
Harry Lewis is fit
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The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
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Licking an asshole instead of her vagina and then telling everyone about it
Guy A: "Man I totally Lewis Black'd this chick last night"
Guy B: "Man thats fucking gross!"
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a thin white guy who loves making cakes and enjoys wearing skinny jeams
lewis jones is baking a cake