lot lizard

she/he is a truck stop whore, sleeps with the truckers for money

"hey did you see that lot lizard get in that truck , i hope his wife don't find out"

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A Hell Of A Lot Of

(Adjective?) A term meaning a large amount

Bob: Did you hear about Phil?

John: No what happened?

Bob: He fell into a pit filled with ten thousand spiders

John: Damn that's A Hell Of A Lot Of spiders!

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its a lot

Meaning something is good, fine or generally acceptable.

Also something that is generally pleasing

Matt - so what do you think of that place down central? is it any good? buff chicks?

Sam - yeah its a lot its a lot

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Lots of Laughs

Describing a situation in which one finds something funny, and therefore laughs a great deal.

Often abbreviated: LOL, lol, LoL, lols, lololol..., etc.

<LOL> That was sooo funny!

She totally didn't see that coming! <Lol>!

We must definitely hang out with the new freaks, tell them they're cool, make them believe it, tell them they're lame, and have <lots of laughs> about it!

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parking lot

What Iran will get turned into by us or Israel if they ever attempt to use one of their nukes. Same goes for North Korea and their shitty missiles.

The entire city of Tehran will be a parking lot by 2010 if those morons keep it up. Unfortunately, there will also be hella dead people and/or nuclear fallout there.

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China Lot

Describing of an object, whether it be a coffee table, book, or couch that is in your way.

"Hang on Kristi, I gotta move this whole China Lot so we can play the game on the table"

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Mud Lot

A Mud Lot is a used small car dealership that is found on a side street that is run by wanna be entrepreneurs who sell garbage cars to customers while their lot smells like tuna & rat's ass.

If you ever go buy a car there, make sure to wear your mask & ask for the carfax because they might be selling you a piece of a shit tin box than they bought from another mud lot.

Smith Taylor: "Hey man im going to buy this vehicle at magnus auto group, what ya think?"

Justin Jackson: "Bro that car dealership looks like a mud lot, don't go there....i heard it smells like a donkeys ass too"

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