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(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere

Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."

by dalb0z February 7, 2011


Bellman's Map

An item or scheme that rejects conventional wisdom, and utility along with it, as does Lewis Carroll's Bellman, whose map contains no markings whatsoever.

He wanted his guitar playing to be new and different, so he intentionally didn't learn any chords or scales. He just made a bellman's map of it.

by tigersblood July 9, 2009


Map Fucked

Pertaining to online multiplayer shooting games: when the odds are against your team as a result of map advantage.

You are playing SOCOM II. Your team (clan) is being challenged by another team. You both agree to a best out of 5. Since the maps are usually in favor of either the SEALs or the Terrorists you would ideally want to pick the side for your team on every map. But in a best out of 5s you only get pick on 2 maps. Your opponents also get pick on 2 maps. Whoever won the most rounds in the 4 maps gets pick on the last map.

Now, if the randomizer gives your team relatively even maps and your opponents relatively one-sided maps, then you guys just got Map Fucked. If the final map happens to be one-sided as well then you really really got fucked. But if the final map is an even map (ie. Crossroads) then the Map-Fuckness is not so bad.

Our maps are Requiem and Fox Hunt. They got Enowapi and Chain Reaction. We just got MAP FUCKED.

by initiaL/uLTRa May 25, 2013


thematic map

A "thematic map" is a type of map especially designed to show a particular theme connected with a specific geographic area. These maps "can portray physical, social, political, cultural, economic, sociological, agricultural, or any other aspects of a city, state, region, nation, or continent"

Thematic maps are VERY helpful

by Geography potter December 1, 2017


mapping the coast

1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.

* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.

2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.

1.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-

Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.

2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.

by Short Circuit August 11, 2010


map up

Phrase.

verb usuage;

To cut someone's skin a number of times with a knife. The wounds resemble lines on a map.

Step off, or you're going to get mapped up.

I'll map you up.

map up

by Teddy Badass June 9, 2017

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manny on the map

M22 manny on the map is what roadmen 12 year olds put as their caption on their Instagram pics.this indicates they listen to the grime artist bugzy malone and are complete queers who think their β€œsolid”

β€œYeye m22 manny on the map rudeboy β€œ

by Fatnibbaschleep February 7, 2018

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