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Song: Give me one margarita, I’ma open my legs…two margaritas, I’ma give you some head…three margaritas, I’ma put it in my puss…four margaritas, I’ma put it in my tush…
4 fingers of tequila, usually Casa Migos. Originated in Oxford, England by his Royal Highness, King Scurd.
Hey barkeep. Two Scurdycat Margaritas please.
When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.
Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?
Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita
Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.
Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.
When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
An alcoholic drink made with a mixture of Mt. Dew and Tequila. Originated and named after Midvale, Ohio, a town composed of poor white trash with no culture and no idea how to make an actual margarita.
Nothing beats authentic Mexican food like that Taco Bell down in Uhrichsville mixed with a Midvale Margarita!
An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"