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Planetary Motion Sickness

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.

Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness

by atomshifter October 23, 2017


motion sickness cigarette

Export 'A' blue cigarettes.

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"

by shoulda_brought_them_shigars June 15, 2009

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Ocean Motion Day

The best holiday of the year. On January 2nd of every year, the nation celebrates the motion of the ocean.

"Gosh! I can't wait for Ocean Motion day this year!"

by OMFG_Ocean_Motion January 2, 2007

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slow motion balls

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.

Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Motion Activated

PAIGE FEHLHABER!!!!! AHHHH!!!!

She sences the motion and turns on. Therefore she is motion activated.

by CARLI!!! August 15, 2008

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Epic Hand Motion

When one does an Epic Face then follows it up with a hand motion where your pinky and ring finger are flexed and slightly elevated above your palm and your ring finger is sticking straight out but slightly bent and your index finger is pulled halfway in while your thumb is curled in and you move your hand in random directions.This was invented by RandyKane in Georgia History Class in 8th Grade.

Kane- *Epic Face*
Randy- *Epic Face*
Kane-*Epic Hand Motion*
Randy-*Epic Hand Motion*
Random Kid-OMG yall are so beasssttttt!

by Koozey May 13, 2011


Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like โ€˜I used to play thatโ€™, โ€˜Are there decks setup?โ€™, โ€˜I have that on vinylโ€™ and โ€˜Howโ€™s a gig?โ€™.

He hasnโ€™t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.

That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasnโ€™t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.

by nameless_savant_420_blaze_it March 6, 2020