Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.
He is such a Macaroni Boy!
Hey bitch boy, you serven up some of fat Paula Deen macaroni niggaaaaaaaa
The great Italians definition of a penis stiff and has a conk in it
Jeff: did you know I have a bony macaroni for you
Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.
Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni
an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni
Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...
a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily
Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.
I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!