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She is probably a thot, can act autistic and very annoying. For some reason people like her which (we don't know why)
Look at that girl. She looks like a Maggie.
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Maggie Is a pretty girl and has lots of strength she doesnβt fuck with anybody she will steal your mans youβre lucky to even be her friend sheβs very smart and intelligent she has a very rough life she Has a sense in fashion and loves clothes
Maggie is my best friend
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Maggy is a big big nerd, the biggest of all the nerds.
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Short / Ghetto for a Magnum (the pistol).
see: "Cali dro" lyrics.
Friend 1: "Yo man its the cops! were screwed"
Friend 2: Nah B, I keep the maggie on me at all times.
Friend 1: Ah, thats tight.
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to squeeze, or firmly grab another person's buttox region casually, all while pretending it wasn't you.
(Girl walks past a guy and nonchalantly grabs his ass as she walks past)
Guy to friend : "Dude! That girl totally just MAGGIE'D me!"
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1. The type of girl whose cock mileage is measured in the same units as interstellar distances.
2. Needs a smacking every once in a while like a semi-broken TV.
3. That girl that you can't tell whats dumber, the shit she says or the fucking god-awful voice that wont stop.
4. The Inuinnaqtun word for bad cook or chef.
5. The certain type of dirty whore that does not know they are a dirty whore.
6. The short form of Margaret.
1. 1,854 AU (Astronomical Unit(s)) of cock.
3.62 Light Years of cock.
0.182 pc (Parsec(s)) of cock.
2. Bob: "Hey, Mike wanna garb drinks tonight? Maggie's acting up again."
Mike: "For sure. Did u forget to give her medicinal bi-weekly smackings?"
Bob: "Oh shit good call bro."
Mike: "Bud, I told you when I gave her to you, she needs bi-weekly smacks to the face to function properly.
Bob: "I know man, its just... my hand still hurts from last time."
Mike: "It's alright bobby we've all gotten tired of smacking Maggie. But it must be done."
3. Maggie: "<says dumb shit>"
Bob: " Shut the fuck up please"
Maggie:"What? Why? this is something we really need to discuss"
Bob: " youre absolutely correct, lets talk by txt, i've got some errands i gotta run"
4. You never tell a Maggie "Kaagliqpunga." Inuit Tradition, you just don't.
5.Roger: "Bob check out that girl in red. Dare me to ask her out?"
Bob: "I've been there and i'm telling you, thats a Maggie, steer clear for youre own safety."
Roger: "What how do you know? she seems like a really nice person"
Bob: " Thats how they all are, its how they have to be in order to withhold their survivability through the denial of their whoredom on a day to day basis."
6. Potentially of Persian origin, derived from the Persian language marvΓ’rid (Ω
Ψ±ΩΨ§Ψ±ΫΨ―), a pearl or daughter of light.
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A bitch ass hoe that needs no help
Guy one: Ayy bro, yall know dat bitch maggie?
Guy two: man, that is a bitch ass hoe man.
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