English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.

1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major

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D Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of two sharps or flats.

D major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
D E F# G A B C# D

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Major Leaguing

1) Totally blowing off/ignoring a team-mate or partner when they try to congratulate you on a nice play.

2) Completely blowing off/ignoring an acquaintance for no apparent reason when they perform some gesture of recognition towards you.

1) After picking up a nice block, Kyle Major Leagued Lee's attempt to high-five him on the way back to the sideline.

2) Me and Ashlee were talking and she called Sandy over. They talked for a few and Sandy started walking off. When I waved at her she kept going and didn't even make eye contact. Damn... Major Leaguing me like that.

major key

The most important thing/the most crucial aspect

Getting drunk is the major key to having fun tonight

Majority Person

Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.

Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.

major bummer

Used to describe a really really disappointing or unlucky situation.

Carl couldn't get his crush to go to Prom with him, he was like "what a major bummer man".

Bantorales Major

The muscle in the neck which tenses when one makes superb banter.

Woah fuck, i got a cramp in my Bantorales Major from all this fuggin banter!