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Performing cunilingus.
From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.
His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.
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Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
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The bottled sense of delusion one gets from sleep deprivation. A very potent drug that is new on the market.
Guy 1: Man I was on blue mango last night. I was fucked up man. I kept on seeing green goats trying to smell the mountains.
Guy 2: I was on blue mango and I saw a unicorn jumping a double rainbow.
Guy 1: Dudddeee!!! That was good night!!
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A diamond stud in the tip of your penis for purposes of mating display, and to enhance the clitoral stimulation of (female) sexual partners.
She liked the glint of my mango tango, but she liked it much better when she couldn't see it, but could feel it.
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An explicit sexual act, popular amongst various beaner populations, in which a male, while whistling, is performing anal sex on a bald, jump-roping female, while, also, allowing a three-legged dog of only 50 pounds or greater to perform anilingus on him. This act can only be considered a true Mango Bango if there is an ashy black guy jacking his meat whistle and simultaneously eating a Ganny Smith apple.
Dude, I'm so totally tired, man. Last night, me, my girl, my dog, and some black guy had a crazy-ass Mango Bango.
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(n} A colloquilism of the phrase "Man got swag", originating in Bristol
"That's a nice Orangina cap you're wearing. Mango Swag"