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When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.
Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?
Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita
Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.
Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.
When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef
Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night
When 2 margaritas are placed in a person's mouth while laying down, the person's head is then shaked.
I wanna try the margarita shake everyone's talking about.
When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.
Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?
Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas
Margarita Lopez is a slob her mother was very uncreative